Bicycle Limericks, March 2001 – April 2002
John Whitehead rides in the Davis Bike Club annual March contest to ride as many miles as possible in March and is inspired to write poetry during this annual rite of spring and year-around.
Submitted by: John Whitehead, November 2008
This entry relates to the past.
Category(ies) of this entry: Bicycle, Poetry.
March 2001:
Rhymes happen when cycling all day
Road poems, hmmm, what can I say?
No rhyme dictionary
Has words fictionary
And the pages might just blow away.
April 2001:
You've bicycled thousands of miles
While your junk mail has stacked up in piles
Amidst this big mess
Don't forget I R S
Mail it soon, lest they look through your files.
June 2001, Napa County:
It's uphill but we've got it made
Hot summer and here's awesome shade
From home it is far
Can you guess where we are?
This pun was penned here on Ink Grade.
September 2001:
I found a shiny utensil near my humble abode
Now on my bike rack it adds to my load
Being flattened and bent
It's not fit for a gent
But it fascinates me, 'twas a fork in the road.
March 2002:
I think up ridiculous rhymes
They're not worth the ink in the Times
But to juggle with words
Makes delightful absurds
Surely poets could never be mimes.
March 2002:
It would have been nice to push "snooze"
But in March there is no time to lose
After yesterday's rain
Sun and wind come again
Perfect weather for drying my shoes.
April 2002:
I'm now free to ride any bike
Whenever, wherever I like
The mileage won't matter
I'll go slow with a clatter
Next weekend I might take a hike.