Bicycle Limericks, March 2006 – June 2008
John Whitehead rides in the Davis Bike Club annual March contest to ride as many miles as possible in March and is inspired to write poetry during this annual rite of spring and year-around.
Submitted by: John Whitehead, November 2008
This entry relates to the past.
Category(ies) of this entry: Bicycle, Poetry
March 2006:
The decrepit old man on the Hill
Said "Passing you's hardly a thrill
My name's Big Ring Bob
'Cause I don't have a job
And my muscles get worked while yours chill."
January 2007 (temperature 27 F):
I survived a cold ride on my bicycle
Then arrived home as not quite an icicle
The mercury dip
Now moves me to quip
When it's perfect for skating out, whycycle?
March 2007:
My job comes with one welcome quirk
I get to go biking at work
But I lose bits of skin
To that rusty old Schwinn
So I wouldn't quite call it a perk.
March 2007:
If a pot hole or nasty wind gust
Makes you worry you're going to bite dust
Ride my trusty old Schwinn
In a race and you'll win
Bumps feel smooth on a bike made of rust.
November 2007 (Mix Canyon Road in Solano County):
In a valley out there in the sticks
We will turn at a sign that says Mix
If you think its "just hilly"
You will laugh yourself silly
When it feels like your bike's made of bricks.
March 2008:
The calendar lines up again
March weekend days count up to ten
Inspiration inside
Leaves me less time to ride
Please help me let go of my pen!
June 2008:
Sharp corners were turned on a dime
All hammered with no hills to climb
They raced with no pack
Nor a bike off the back
At the Steve Dunlap Trial for Time.